Join the Golfeasers — and Never Stand on the First Tee Without a Game Plan Again
Sign up for The Golfeasers Handbook — a free email series that starts with our 5 Bets & Games Cheat Sheet, then keeps going with the social side of golf nobody else covers. Never a swing tip, never spam.
Stuck Googling "Golf Bets for Mixed Handicaps" Again?
You're standing on the first tee with three guys whose handicaps span twenty-five strokes, and somebody says "let's make this interesting." You've got nothing. So you default to the same skins game you always play, and somebody's checked out by the back nine.
Here's the quieter part. The group that used to text every Tuesday about Saturday's tee time has gone a little quiet. Life got busy. The trips stopped happening as much. Golf used to be the excuse to see your friends — lately it's starting to feel like one more thing on the calendar.
I'm not totally sure why this happens to every group eventually, but between work and kids, my own regular foursome went almost two months last year without all four of us on the same course at once.
Who's Johnny?
I've been a mediocre weekend golfer for twenty-five years. I'm not an instructor, I don't have a single swing tip for you, and I will absolutely three-putt from four feet given the chance.
What I have figured out, over a couple decades of buddy trips and Saturday rounds, is the stuff that actually keeps a golf group together — the games, the bets, the trip logistics, and the unwritten rules nobody explains to you. A weekend golfer is a special breed: nicer, more sociable, funnier, and free. That's the whole idea behind Golfeaser, and it's an identity worth owning without apology.
I started writing what's now The Golfeasers Handbook for my own foursome. Turns out a lot of other weekend golfers wanted it too.
Here's What Happens When You Join
Here's the thing nobody talks about: almost every golf site is about your swing. None of them are about your group. That's the gap The Golfeasers Handbook fills, starting the moment you sign up.
- Right away: Installment #1 of The Golfeasers Handbook lands in your inbox — the 5 Bets & Games Cheat Sheet, with formats that work even with a thirty-stroke gap in your group, plus one tip that makes you the guy everyone wants in the foursome.
- Over the next couple weeks: A short run of installments — real stories, the social side of golf nobody else covers, and the occasional invitation to send in one of your own.
- After that: About once a month, unless something's actually worth sharing sooner — up to 26 installments total, then you're caught up.
Checked the box for The 19th Hole too? Nothing lands there yet — that's Golfeaser's occasional newsletter, and it's being saved for stories worth a separate trip to your inbox. Your spot's held for whenever the first issue goes out.
Could be luck, but the first Saturday I tried a fairer skins format with my group instead of our usual one, Dave didn't complain about the bet once — and that never happens.
🎁 What You Get When You Join The Golfeasers Handbook
- 📋 Installment #1: the 5 Bets & Games Cheat Sheet — sent immediately
- ✉️ Up to 26 installments total — real stories, never just swing tips
- 🤝 Real stories from other weekend golfers, not generic advice
- 📰 Check the box for The 19th Hole too — Golfeaser's newsletter, every now and then
- 🚪 Leave either one anytime — one click, no hard feelings
Worth Five Minutes of Your Inbox?
If nothing changes
The group keeps getting quieter. The trips stop happening. Saturday golf turns into a solo round instead of the thing you looked forward to all week.
Here's what's possible
Your group starts running a game everyone actually enjoys. The trip you've been talking about for two years finally gets booked. You become the guy who always has the right bet for the moment.
You're always just one round away from the best Saturday your group has had in years. This is a five-minute way to start.
Quick Questions
I'm not very good at golf. Is this still for me?
This isn't a golf instruction site — you won't find a single swing tip here. If you play once a week, want better rounds with your group, and don't need to break 90 to enjoy yourself, you're exactly who this is for.
Is this just going to be another inbox full of ads?
No inflated promises here — just The Golfeasers Handbook: the cheat sheet, then real emails about the social side of golf. No "thousands of golfers" claims, no daily emails, no upsell every message. Checked the box for The 19th Hole too? That's a separate, even less frequent newsletter, and nothing's sent there yet.
How often will I actually hear from you?
The Golfeasers Handbook runs up to 26 installments: a handful over your first couple weeks, then about once a month after that, unless something genuinely worth sharing comes up. The 19th Hole newsletter, if you checked that box, is separate and even less frequent — every now and then, once it's actually running.
What's the difference between the Handbook and the newsletter?
The Golfeasers Handbook is the main thing — a one-time series, up to 26 installments, starting with your free cheat sheet. The 19th Hole is optional and separate: an occasional newsletter for whenever there's a story worth sending, with no set schedule. Join one or both.
Can I leave whenever I want?
Every email — Handbook or 19th Hole — has its own unsubscribe link. One click and you're out of either, no hard feelings.
Ready?
Fellow Golfeasers started exactly where you are — standing on a tee, not sure what game to suggest. Join The Golfeasers Handbook, get the cheat sheet, and let's fix that before your next round.
